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He estado trabajando duro con esto durante horas.

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Querido Señor niño Jesús, o como nuestros hermanos

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al sur te llamo, Oye Zeus,

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te agradecemos mucho por esta abundante

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cosecha de Domino's, KFC y

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el siempre delicioso Taco Bell.

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Sólo quiero tomarme un tiempo para decir gracias.

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tu para mi familia mis dos hermosas

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hijos hermosos, guapos, llamativos,

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Walker y el guardabosques de Texas,

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o TR como lo llamamos

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y por supuesto mi ardiente esposa fumadora,

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Carly, que es un zorro frío como una piedra.

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Si tuvieras que calificar su trasero en un

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cien, fácilmente sería un 94.

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También quiero agradecerte por mis mejores deseos.

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amigo y compañero de equipo Cal Naughton Jr.

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quién me respalda pase lo que pase.

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Agite y hornee.

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Querido Señor niño Jesús, también te damos gracias

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para el padre de mi esposa, Chip. Esperamos que

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puedes usar los poderes de tu niño Jesús para

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cúralo a él y a su horrible pierna y

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huele fatal y los perros están

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molestarse con eso.

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Querido niño Jesús,

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>> Oye, ya sabes, cariño,

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Jesús sí creció. No siempre tienes

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llamarlo bebe. Es un poco extraño y

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Es desagradable rezarle a un bebé.

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>> Mira, a mí me gusta más el Jesús de Navidad.

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y estoy dando las gracias.

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Cuando dices gracias, puedes decírselo a

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Jesús adulto o Jesús adolescente o

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Jesús barbudo o quien quieras. tu

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¿sabes lo que quiero?

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Quiero que hagas bien esta gracia.

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para que Dios nos deje ganar mañana.

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Querido pequeño Jesús,

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tu dorado

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pañales de lana con tu pequeña gordita

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puño cerrado manoseando

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>> un hombre. Tenía barba. Mira, me gusta el

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versión bebe la mejor. ¿Me oyes? yo

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gano las carreras y obtengo el dinero.

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>> Ricky,

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Termina la maldita gracia.

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Me gusta imaginarme a Jesús con un esmoquin.

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camiseta porque dice: "Quiero ser

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formal, pero también estoy aquí para festejar". porque

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Me gusta la fiesta, por eso me gusta que mi Jesús

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fiesta. Me gusta imaginarme a Jesús como

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Ninja luchando contra los malvados samuráis. me gusta

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pensar en Jesús como con gigante

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alas de águila y voz principal

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para Lynyrd Skynyrd como un ángel

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banda y estoy en la primera fila y estoy

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borracho martillado. Hola Cal, ¿por qué no

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¿Solo cállate?

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>> Sí, señora.

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Bueno.

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Estimado 8 libras 6 oz

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niño Jesús recién nacido,

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Ni siquiera sé una palabra todavía, sólo un poco.

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Bebé, tan tierno, pero aún omnipotente.

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Simplemente te agradecemos por todas las carreras que he

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ganados y los 21,2 millones de dólares. ¡CORTEJAR!

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>> ¡GUAU! ¡CORTEJAR! ¡AY!

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>> TODO ESE dinero

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que he acumulado en este pasado

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temporada. Además, debido a una vinculación

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contrato de endoso que estipule I

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Menciono a Powerade en cada gracia, solo

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Quiero decir que el Powerade es delicioso.

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y te refresca en un verano caluroso

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y esperamos con ansias el de Powerade

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lanzamiento de Mystic Mountain Blueberry.

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Gracias por todo tu poder y tu

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gracia, querido bebé Dios. Amén. Amén. Amén.

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Profundicemos. Eso fue un infierno de

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gracia, hombre.

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Lo lograste COMO UN CERDO PARTIDO.

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>> Se lo agradezco. no voy a mentir

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Para ti, se sintió bien. Papá, tú hiciste eso

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adorna tu [ __ ] Hola chicos, quiero

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Veo unas servilletas en el regazo. Chicos, ¿cómo?

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fue la escuela hoy? Tiré un montón de

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Las medallas de guerra del abuelo Chip del

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Suena como un buen día.

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Ranger de Texas, ¿y tú? Bueno, el

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El profesor me preguntó cuál era el capital de

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Carolina del Norte. Dije Washington, D.C.

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Bingo. Lindo.

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>> Ella dijo: "No, estás equivocado". dije,

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"Tienes un trasero lleno de bultos". ella se enojó con

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Me grité y me oriné en mi

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pantalones y nunca cambié mi orina

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pantalones todo el día. Todavía estoy sentado en mi

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pantalones sucios para orinar. Mojé mi cama hasta que

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tenía 19 años. No es ninguna vergüenza. entiendo

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Ustedes están trabajando muy duro y

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Estoy muy orgulloso de ti. me recuerdas

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de mí, precoz y llena de

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asombro. Te diré una cosa, Ricky.

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eres realmente bendecido. estos dos son dos

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en un millón.

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>> Lo soy. Como las ta-tas de Carly.

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No encontrarás otro estante como ese, yo

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garantizarlo. Gracias Cal.

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¡Vamos! Bobby sale al exterior. no

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mucho espacio. ¡Está en la pared! bobby

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¡Se está deslizando y chocando contra la pared!

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¡Está en el aire!

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Sí, estoy volando por el aire. esto es

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no es bueno.

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¡Ricky!

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¡Fresco!

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¡Ricky!

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Melocotones y nata.

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El auto se detiene en una gran nube de

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fumar. Ricky Bobby parece estar bien,

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pero ese auto de Wonder Bread está tostado.

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Fantástico.

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¡AY DIOS MÍO!

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¡RICKY!

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HAKUNA MATATA, [música]

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Está bien, chicos. Es sólo un desastre.

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Ricky puede manejarlo. Bueno, ese es uno de

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Los naufragios más desagradables que jamás hayas visto.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh. es

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está bien decirlo.

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Estás a salvo.

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Te tenemos. Estamos aquí. ESTOY EN FUEGO.

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BUENO.

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ESTÁ BIEN, NO ESTÁS EN FUEGO.

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>> ESTÁS MIENTE. RELAJARSE. ¡ESTOY QUEMADO!

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VAMOS. NO HAY FUEGO.

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¡ESTOY QUEMADO!

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VUELVE AQUÍ. PERO algo parece

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mal. Quiero decir, él está corriendo como

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como si estuviera en llamas. ¡OH DIOS MÍO, AYÚDAME! yo

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¡NO QUIERO MORIR! Oh, detente, tírate y

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¡RUEDA! NO ESTÁS EN FUEGO, RICKY BOBBY.

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>> ¡ESTOY EN FUEGO!

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NO ESTÁS EN FUEGO.

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PERO NI SIQUIERA ESTOY SEGURO DE QUE ÉL LO SEPA

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donde se encuentra ahora. Esto nos hace

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Todos se dan cuenta del tipo de presión que estos

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los conductores están bajo.

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SEÑOR. BOBBY, VEN AQUÍ. AYÚDAME,

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311
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¡JESÚS!

312
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313
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¡AYÚDAME, DIOS JUDÍO! ¡AYÚDAME, DIOS!

314
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315
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[gritando]

317
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¡AYUDAME, TOM CRUISE!

318
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319
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>> PERO ¿CÓMO BAJÓ hasta quedar en ropa interior?

320
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321
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¿tan rápido?

322
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323
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>> TOM CRUISE, USA TU BRUJERÍA EN MÍ PARA

324
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325
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¡APAGUE EL FUEGO [gritando]! MIRA,

326
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327
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AQUÍ VIENE LA AYUDA. Espera un minuto. es

328
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329
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Soy Cal Naughton.

330
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331
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¡AY DIOS MÍO!

332
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333
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POR FAVOR NO DEJES QUE ARDE EL FUEGO INVISIBLE

334
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335
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¡AMIGO MÍO!

336
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337
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>> [gritando]

339
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>> ESTÁ SALTANDO SOBRE RICKY TRATANDO de poner el

340
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341
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incendio inexistente.

342
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343
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>> Ahora, ese es un compañero de equipo. esto

344
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345
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va cuesta abajo rápidamente. creo que seria

346
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347
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un buen momento para ir AL DESCANSO COMERCIAL.

348
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349
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>> [gritando]

350
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351
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>> ¡AYÚDAME, OPRAH WINFREY! todos son reales

352
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353
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amigable. Quiero decir, no hace daño ser

354
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355
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Ricky Bobby. no voy a mentir

356
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357
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usted.

358
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359
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Entonces, ¿cómo va la fisioterapia?

360
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361
00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,680
Oh, lo dejé.

362
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363
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Sí, lo dejé después de tal vez el

364
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365
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primer día. En la primera hora di

366
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367
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eso arriba. Estoy harto de mentirme a mí mismo,

368
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369
00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,320
ya sabes.

370
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371
00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,080
Es hora de ser maduros en esto y

372
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373
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solo enfrenta los hechos.

374
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375
00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:59,600
Me compré cien mil

376
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377
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camioneta dólar accesible para discapacitados con el

378
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379
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sillas de capitán y el plasma DVD

380
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381
00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,600
Pantallas en la parte trasera para los niños.

382
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383
00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,640
>> pagado, hombre? Oh sí. eso esta todo pagado

384
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,640



385
00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,200
en su totalidad.

386
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387
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Está estacionado ahí afuera.

388
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389
00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,840
Y luego lo siguiente que tengo que hacer es

390
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391
00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,920
Sólo tengo que sentarme con Carly.

392
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393
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y solo hazle saber

394
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395
00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,560
eso eh

396
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397
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está bien que ella busque el consuelo de

398
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399
00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,280
otros hombres.

400
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401
00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,000
Porque ya sabes, ella es porque tiene un crudo

402
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403
00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,680
Salvaje, no puedes conservar algo así.

404
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405
00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,960
atrás. Espera, hombre. Sostener.

406
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407
00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:30,320
Tengo que decírselo. No, no me importa lo que

408
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409
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dijo el doctor. Tenemos que decírselo ahora.

410
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411
00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:34,480
Ricky, el doctor nos dijo que deberíamos

412
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413
00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:37,440
deja que lo resuelvas a tu manera

414
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415
00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,600
tiempo, pero Ricky, puedes caminar. ¿Qué hizo?

416
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417
00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,720
¿acabas de decir?

418
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419
00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:43,840
Él te está diciendo la verdad, hombre.

420
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421
00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,840
Está todo en tu cabeza.

423
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:51,320
Ustedes, hijos enfermos de [ __ ] quiero decir, ustedes

424
00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:51,320



425
00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:54,600
Entra por esa puerta sobre tus dos piernas.

426
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427
00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:57,240
gordo y engreído y mirándome en mi

428
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429
00:07:54,600 --> 00:08:00,360
silla y me dices que está todo en mi

430
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431
00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:03,120
cabeza? Espero que ambos tengan hijos,

432
00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:03,120



433
00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:05,520
hijos guapos, hermosos y elocuentes que

434
00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:05,520



435
00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:07,680
son atletas talentosos y estrella Y Y

436
00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,680



437
00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,560
LES QUITAN LAS PIERNAS. QUIERO DECIR,

438
00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:09,560



439
00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,240
RUEGO QUE CONOZCAN ESE DOLOR Y ESE DAÑO.

440
00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,240



441
00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,280
NO ME METAS ESE MAL, RICKY

442
00:08:11,230 --> 00:08:12,280



443
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,480
¡BOBÍ!

444
00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:15,480



445
00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:19,280
¡NO NOS PONGAS ESO! NO LO ERES

446
00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:19,280



447
00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,720
¡PARALIZADO! ESTOY TAN PARALIZADA. NO, NO,

448
00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:19,720



449
00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,360
NO.

450
00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:20,360



451
00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,600
>> FROTARLO AHORA.

452
00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:21,600



453
00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,960
>> NO, NECESITA SABER.

454
00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,960



455
00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,880
>> BIEN. SIEMPRE ESTÁ LLORANDO. DURO ME ENCANTA

456
00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:24,880



457
00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,800
ES. AMOR DURO.

458
00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:26,800



459
00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,920
>> Despierta, idiota. QUIERES SABER LO QUE YO

460
00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:27,920



461
00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:31,000
¿Soy?

462
00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:31,000



463
00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:32,560
¿QUIERES VER CÓMO ES MI VIDA? NO HACER

464
00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:32,560



465
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,280
NO LO HAGAS. ¿QUIERES VER LO QUE HAY?

466
00:08:32,550 --> 00:08:34,280



467
00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:37,200
¿SIGUE AQUÍ? NO PEGUES ESO

468
00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:37,200



469
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,200
CUCHILLO en tu pierna.

471
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,060
¡AY!

472
00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:44,060



473
00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,060
>> [gritando]

475
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,280
>> ¡HOMBRE!

476
00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,280



477
00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,200
BIEN, ESPERA.

478
00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,200



479
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,440
>> [gritando]

480
00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:48,440



481
00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,920
>> ¡HOMBRE!

482
00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:49,920



483
00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:53,680
>> ESPERA AHORA. ESPERAR. ¡OH, QUE DUELE!

484
00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:53,680



485
00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,680
ALEJARLO. OH, MI SALIDA.

487
00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:59,480
OYE HOMBRE, PUEDES [gritando] CAMINAR. TÚ

488
00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:59,480



489
00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:01,960
PUEDE CAMINAR. PUEDO CAMINAR. PUEDES CAMINAR.

490
00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,960



491
00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,960
PUEDO CAMINAR.

493
00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,600
LO TENEMOS. LO TENEMOS. MANTÉNGASE A LA DERECHA

494
00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:04,600



495
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,400
ALLÍ. MANTÉNGALO AQUÍ.

496
00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:06,400



497
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,590
ESPERA, QUIZÁS QUIZÁS NO LO TOQUES. ¿PUEDE ÉL?

498
00:09:06,390 --> 00:09:07,590



499
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,240
¿SENTIRLO? SÍ, NO.

500
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,240



501
00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,800
>> [gritando]

502
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:09,800



503
00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:12,080
>> USAREMOS ESTE CUCHILLO PARA SACARLO.

504
00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:12,080



505
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,400
>> LO SACAMOS. Ahora tenemos dos.

506
00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:12,400



507
00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,920
Dos ahora.

508
00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,920



509
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,040
>> Simplemente no pienses en eso. Esto es

510
00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:15,040



511
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,120
yendo por un mal camino.

512
00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:17,120



513
00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,120
>> Corta alrededor DE LA CARNE. BUENO. SOLO ESTIRAR

514
00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:18,120



515
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,760
FUERA.

516
00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,760



517
00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,400
ELIJA UN ENCHUFE Y AHÍ MISMO. SOLO

518
00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,400



519
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,120
COMO UN VENADO. TENEMOS QUE MOVERLO SÓLO UN

520
00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:23,120



521
00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,400
POCO. Eso es todo. ¿Sientes eso?

522
00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:24,400



523
00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,080
SÍ. SÍ.

524
00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,080



525
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,400
ESTÁS DE VUELTA. [gritando] TE AMO

526
00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:28,400



527
00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,400
CHICOS.

529
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:42,640
DEJA DE TAREAR ESA CANCIÓN.

530
00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:42,640



531
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:44,640
Puedo tararear si quiero. Sé que puedes.

532
00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,640



533
00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:48,160
Te pido que pares. Bueno, si eres

534
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:48,160



535
00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:48,160
preguntando, entonces me detendré. Gracias.

537
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,880
¿No podrías sonreír así?

538
00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,880



539
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,600
Ahora me pides que enmascare mis emociones

540
00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:57,600



541
00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:59,000
por como te hace sentir, que yo

542
00:09:57,590 --> 00:09:59,000



543
00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:02,000
no lo haré.

544
00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:02,000



545
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000
Mmm. Mmm.

547
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:07,800
En serio. Deja de tararear.

548
00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:07,800



549
00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:09,240
¿Bueno? Esto no es contabilidad ni nada parecido.

550
00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,240



551
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,520
al diablo tu y tu bolsito

552
00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:11,520



553
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,240
desde donde se transfirió la calculadora.

554
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,240



555
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,440
Contabilidad forense.

556
00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,440



557
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,640
Bien, y es una parte importante del

558
00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:14,640



559
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,400
trabajo.

560
00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:16,400



561
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,560
>> Sí, lo que sea. Deja de ser tan abiertamente

562
00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:18,560



563
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,360
feliz de hacer [ __ ] trabajo, tú [ __ ]

564
00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,360



565
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:23,840
Hola chicos, recordatorio, el sindicato de policías.

566
00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,840



567
00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,480
El picnic se acerca este fin de semana.

568
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,480



569
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:28,720
Uh, mi esposa la está haciendo famosa endiablada.

570
00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:28,720



571
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:30,520
huevos nuevamente. Mi cintura está furiosa. es

572
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,520



573
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:32,800
Un mal momento, Bob.

574
00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:32,800



575
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,800
Está bien.

577
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,800
Voy a por un trozo.

579
00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:50,240
¿Sabes lo que acabo de hacer?

580
00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,240



581
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,720
Acabo de salir por esa puerta, así que un par

582
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,720



583
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,520
Los detectives saben que estaba a punto de comenzar.

584
00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,520



585
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,600
hablando mal de ti a tus espaldas, pero yo

586
00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,600



587
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:57,040
Me detuve porque mi papá me enseñó.

588
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,040



589
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,960
que un hombre que habla a espaldas de alguien

590
00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,960



591
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,720
atrás es un cobarde. Vaya, en realidad

592
00:10:58,950 --> 00:10:59,720



593
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,000
Aprecio eso.

594
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,000



595
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,720
>> Bien, porque te lo voy a decir directamente

596
00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:01,720



597
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,440
a tu cara.

598
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,440



599
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,400
>> No, no es necesario. No, no me gusta

600
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,400



601
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,520
usted.

602
00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:06,520



603
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,680
Creo que eres un policía falso. El sonido de

604
00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,680



605
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,680
tu orina golpeando el urinario, suena

606
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:09,680



607
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,200
femenino.

608
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,200



609
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,560
Si estuviéramos en la naturaleza,

610
00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,560



611
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,400
Yo te atacaría.

612
00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:14,400



613
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:17,480
Incluso si no estuvieras en mi cadena alimentaria, yo

614
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:17,480



615
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:19,080
Haría todo lo posible para atacarte. si

616
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,080



617
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,200
Yo era un león y tú eras un atún, yo

618
00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,200



619
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,600
Nadaría en medio del

620
00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:22,600



621
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:25,280
océano y te comen. Y luego yo

622
00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:25,280



623
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:28,560
Fóllate a tu novia atún.

624
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:28,560



625
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:30,640
Bueno. Primero que nada, un león

626
00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,640



627
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:32,520
nadando en el océano? A los leones no les gusta

628
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,520



629
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:34,560
agua. Si lo hubieras colocado cerca de un río

630
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,560



631
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,080
o algún tipo de fuente de agua dulce, que

632
00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,080



633
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,040
tiene sentido. Pero te encuentras en

634
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,040



635
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,720
el océano, olas de 20 pies, supongo

636
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,720



637
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,480
está frente a la costa de Sudáfrica,

638
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:42,480



639
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:45,400
Enfrentándose a un adulto de 800 libras.

640
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:45,400



641
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:47,320
tuna con sus 20 o 30 amigos, pierdes

642
00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,320



643
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,800
esa batalla. Pierdes esa batalla nueve

644
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,800



645
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,280
veces de cada 10.

646
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,280



647
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:53,200
¿Y adivina qué? Has entrado en nuestro

648
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:53,200



649
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:55,040
cardumen de atún, y ya tenemos una muestra

650
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,040



651
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,960
de león. Hemos hablado con nosotros mismos.

652
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,960



653
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:59,720
Nos hemos comunicado y dicho: "SABES

654
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,720



655
00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:01,440
¿QUÉ? LEÓN sabe bien. vamos a buscar

656
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,440



657
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,640
un poco más de león." Hemos desarrollado un

658
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,640



659
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:06,440
sistema para establecer una cabeza de playa y

660
00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:06,440



661
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:08,880
cazarle agresivamente a usted y a su familia.

662
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,880



663
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:10,600
Y acorralaremos tu orgullo, tu

664
00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:10,600



665
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,880
hijos, vuestra descendencia.

666
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,880



667
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,920
>> Construiremos una serie de respiraciones

668
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,920



669
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:17,240
aparato con algas. Seremos capaces de

670
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:17,240



671
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:19,560
atrapan ciertas cantidades de oxígeno. no lo es

672
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,560



673
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:22,000
Serán días a la vez, pero hora,

674
00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:22,000



675
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,320
Hora 45, no hay problema. eso nos dará

676
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,320



677
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,680
tiempo suficiente para descubrir dónde estás

678
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,680



679
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,800
vive, vuelve al mar, consigue más

680
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,800



681
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,800
oxígeno, y luego acecharte. tu solo

682
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,800



683
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:32,840
perdido en tu propio juego. estás superado en armas

684
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,840



685
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,840
y superado en personal.

687
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,640
¿Salió como pensabas?

688
00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,640



689
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:40,000
¿vas a ir?

690
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:40,000



691
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,000
No.

693
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,080
¡AY!

694
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,080



695
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:42,960
>> [gritando]

696
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:42,960



697
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,480
>> ¡AY!

698
00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,480



699
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,480
¡AY!

700
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:45,480



701
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,920
¡AY!

702
00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:46,920



703
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:49,960
EL DEPARTAMENTO DE BOMBEROS DIJO QUE ERA UNA FUGA DE GAS,

704
00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:49,960



705
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,880
PERO DE NINGUNA MANERA. ESO fue cronometrado.

706
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:50,880



707
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,280
No querían matarnos, pero

708
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,280



709
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,360
Quería asustarnos. Si, bueno ellos

710
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,360



711
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:56,000
tuvo éxito, ¿vale?

712
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,000



713
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,080
Estoy cansado de esto.

714
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:57,080



715
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,160
¿Bien?

716
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,160



717
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,480
Cansado de explosiones y gente señalando

718
00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:00,480



719
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,920
armas hacia mí. quiero volver a mi

720
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:01,920



721
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,120
escritorio.

722
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,120



723
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:06,040
¿Adivina qué? La vida se vuelve ruidosa a veces y

724
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,040



725
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,480
se mete con tus oídos. no puedes escapar

726
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:07,480



727
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,040
escondiéndolo en tu escritorio durante todo tu

728
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:08,040



729
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,880
vida.

730
00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,880



731
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,600
>> ¿Sabes qué? Sí, puedes. lo he hecho

732
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,600



733
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,920
durante años, ¿vale? no hay

734
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,920



735
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:16,040
explosiones en mi escritorio.

736
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,040



737
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:20,800
No hay EXPLOSIONES EN MI casa con

738
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:20,800



739
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,800
mi sencilla esposa en mi sencilla casa.

741
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,120
¿A quién le tienes miedo, hombre?

742
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:25,120



743
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:28,360
Soy tu pareja, puedes decírmelo. que

744
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:28,360



745
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,360
¿De qué diablos te escondes?

747
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:34,520
Yo era un estudiante de segundo año en la universidad.

748
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,520



749
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,800
La universidad a la que fui decidió que

750
00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,800



751
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,800
necesario para aumentar la matrícula.

753
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:43,080
Compañera mía, Brenda,

754
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:43,080



755
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:44,920
en un esfuerzo por recaudar dinero y

756
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:44,920



757
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,280
y permanecer en la escuela, se le ocurrió una ingeniosa

758
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,280



759
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,120
planear donde ella

760
00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:48,120



761
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,880
ella pensó que saldría con chicos y y

762
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,880



763
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,320
cobrarles dinero. tengo citas todo el tiempo

764
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,320



765
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,640
tiempo con un montón de, ya sabes,

766
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,640



767
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:55,400
chicos y esas cosas. Y necesito

768
00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,400



769
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:57,280
alguien que me ayude. Como, ya sabes,

770
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:57,280



771
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,600
mi cómplice en el crimen. Sí, podría hacer

772
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,600



773
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,370
a Podría hacer un horario. Si, si,

774
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,370



775
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,760
si. Eso es lo que estaba pensando.

776
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:00,760



777
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,400
[música]

778
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,400



779
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,880
>> Proporcionar servicios de transporte.

780
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,880



781
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,240
>> Sí, sí.

782
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,240



783
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,480
Sería un buen momento. Muchas gracias por

784
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:05,480



785
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,760
tener

786
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,760



787
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,440
>> ella necesitaba mi ayuda para asegurarse de que

788
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,440



789
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,760
las fechas salieron bien y que el

790
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,760



791
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,760
los chicos le pagaron.

792
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,760



793
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:14,080
Ella dijo que me daría un porcentaje.

794
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,080



795
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,160
Dios mío, eras un proxeneta. ¿Qué? Dios,

796
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,160



797
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,320
No.

798
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,320



799
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:20,640
No, solo estaba tratando de ayudar a un amigo.

800
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:20,640



801
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:20,640
Empezamos a ganar mucho dinero.

803
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,600
Y si no lo sabes, algunos de

804
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,600



805
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:26,480
las novias de brenda

806
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:26,480



807
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:28,400
decidieron que querían ser parte de esto.

808
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,400



809
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,840
Muy pronto había alrededor de 14 mujeres

810
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:29,840



811
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,040
que estuve protegiendo mientras me daban

812
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,040



813
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,360
dinero.

814
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,360



815
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:36,400
Eso se llama caballo de establo.

816
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:36,400



817
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:38,920
Decidimos que no debería usar mi nombre real.

818
00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:38,920



819
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:41,120
Entonces se nos ocurrió el nombre Gator.

820
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:41,120



821
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:44,320
Decirte que eras un proxeneta. No. ¿Estás

822
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:44,320



823
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,320
¿Incluso escuchando la historia?

825
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:50,840
De todos modos, un día me despierto y miro hacia adentro.

826
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:50,840



827
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,840
el espejo y no me gusta lo que veo.

829
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:55,640
Quiero decir, me había salido de control.

830
00:14:53,070 --> 00:14:55,640



831
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,880
y yo ni siquiera me di cuenta.

832
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,880



833
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,640
No puedo tener conciencia en el proxeneta.

834
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,640



835
00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,400
juego.

836
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,400



837
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,440
Una noche, dos de mis chicas favoritas,

838
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,440



839
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,360
Candy y Jolene dijeron que teníamos que tomar

840
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,360



841
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,400
entras. Me dejaron en el

842
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,400



843
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,600
sala de emergencias.

844
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,600



845
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,320
Allí conocí a Sheila. Yo era un desastre.

846
00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:09,320



847
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,640
Me hice una promesa a mí y a ella.

848
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,640



849
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,080
que nunca me saldría de control

850
00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:13,080



851
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,080
otra vez.

853
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,200
Tan pronto como me gradué de la universidad,

854
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,200



855
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:18,280
Me convertí en contador de la policía.

856
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,280



857
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:22,000
departamento.

858
00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:22,000



859
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:22,000
El trabajo más estable que se me ocurrió.

861
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,640
Un contador de la ley y el orden.

863
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:31,400
Simplemente no quiero sentirme nunca fuera de

864
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:31,400



865
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:32,640
controlar así nunca más.

866
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,640



867
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,400
No te preocupes.

868
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,400



869
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,760
Te cubro la espalda.

870
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,760



871
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,320
¿Por qué no vamos a buscar la parrilla de Nerushan y

872
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,320



873
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:41,080
ver si se quiebra? cansado de todo esto

874
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:41,080



875
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,080
andando de puntillas. Bueno.

877
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,600
Está bien, abre los ojos.

878
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,600



879
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,840
Vaya.

880
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:49,840



881
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,840
Mira esa mancha negra justo ahí en el

882
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,840



883
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:54,080
cuchilla? Sí.

884
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:54,080



885
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,310
Míralo de cerca. Bastante reconocible

886
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,310



887
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,840
firma. Ya sabes, Randy Jackson.

888
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:56,840



889
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,480
[música]

890
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,480



891
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,160
de idolo Americano. ¿Por qué tienes

892
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,160



893
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:02,040
El autógrafo de Randy Jackson en un combate marcial.

894
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:02,040



895
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,920
¿arma artística? Porque me topé con él y

896
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,920



897
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,360
Todo lo que tenía encima era esta espada samurái.

898
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:05,360



899
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,200
y no vas a conseguir a Randy

900
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,200



901
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:10,640
El autógrafo de Jackson, ¿verdad?

902
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:10,640



903
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,640
Yo hubiera hecho exactamente lo mismo.

905
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,000
Ahora,

906
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,000



907
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,920
¿Quieres ver algo realmente?

908
00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,920



909
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,760
genial? Por supuesto.

910
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,760



911
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,760
Apaga las luces.

913
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:22,840
Fuerza industrial

914
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:22,840



915
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:24,160
gafas de visión nocturna. Santo Papá Noel

916
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,160



917
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,600
[ __ ]

918
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,600



919
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:28,200
¿Te imaginas si tuviéramos estos cuando

920
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,200



921
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,560
eran 12? Aún mejor. Los tenemos cuando

922
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,560



923
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,400
somos 40.

924
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,400



925
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:33,200
¿Sabes qué es asombroso?

926
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,200



927
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:37,160
No son tan notorios en tu

928
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:37,160



929
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,160
cara. ¿BIEN? SÍ.

931
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,600
NO PUEDO CREER QUE HE ESTADO VIVIENDO AQUÍ

932
00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:40,600



933
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,840
durante 2 semanas

934
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:41,840



935
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,960
y estoy caminando por este lugar

936
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,960



937
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,320
pensando que tengo un enorme doosher para un

938
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,320



939
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:48,160
hermanastro.

940
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:48,160



941
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:50,040
En secreto, no eres un tosher.

942
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:50,040



943
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,440
Juguemos un juego, ¿de acuerdo?

944
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,440



945
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,800
A la cuenta de tres, nombra tu

946
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,800



947
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:55,840
dinosaurio favorito. Ni siquiera pienses

948
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:55,840



949
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:58,160
al respecto, solo nómbralo. ¿Listo? 1 2 3.

950
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:58,160



951
00:16:55,840 --> 00:17:00,040
Velociraptor.

952
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,040



953
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,640
Revista no pornográfica favorita para

954
00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,640



955
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,320
masturbarse para.

956
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:04,320



957
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:06,200
Buen servicio de limpieza.

958
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,200



959
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:09,000
Si fueras una chica, ¿quién sería el único chico?

960
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:09,000



961
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:12,640
¿Con quién dormirías? JUAN ESTAMOS.

962
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:12,640



963
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,920
¿QUÉ? ¿ACABAMOS DE SER LOS MEJORES? SÍ.

964
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:13,920



965
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,280
SEÑOR. DOBACK.

966
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,280



967
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,680
OK, Dale y yo estábamos

968
00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,680



969
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,200
>> yo Sr. Doback. Lo siento.

970
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,200



971
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,400
Está bien, mamá.

972
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,400



973
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,440
Doback.

974
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,440



975
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,120
nosotros

976
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,120



977
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,840
Creo que sería muy prudente. ¿Podemos

978
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,840



979
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:28,800
¿Convertir nuestras camas en literas? Sí.

980
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,800



981
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,960
¿Por qué están tan sudorosos? Muy bien,

982
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:29,960



983
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,680
ya hemos descubierto cómo hacerlo

984
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,680



985
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,120
esto. Las camas combinan perfectamente. y

986
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,120



987
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,560
Aquí está la cosa, nos dará MUCHO.

988
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,560



989
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,160
ESPACIO EXTRA EN NUESTRA habitación para hacer

990
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,160



991
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,960
actividades.

992
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:35,960



993
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,560
>> Por favor diga que sí.

994
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,560



995
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,600
>> No necesita nuestro permiso para

996
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,600



997
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:43,640
construir literas. Sois adultos. tu puedes

998
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:43,640



999
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,640
haz lo que quieras. entonces

1001
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:50,400
No me estoy aclarando.

1002
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:50,400



1003
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:51,920
Me importa un carajo [ __ ] Ahora, ambos tenéis

1004
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:51,920



1005
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,440
Varias entrevistas mañana. yo lo haría

1006
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,440



1007
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,520
Creo que estarías concentrado en eso y no.

1008
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,520



1009
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,520
construcción de literas.

1011
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,160
Entonces [resopla]

1013
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,120
podemos? ¿No?

1014
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,120



1015
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,640
Sí.

1016
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:05,640



1017
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,960
Sí, puedes hacer literas. Lo sabía.

1018
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:06,960



1019
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,160
Está bien, ustedes no se van a arrepentir.

1020
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,160



1021
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,080
esto. Vamos a conseguir mucho más

1022
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,080



1023
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,240
actividades realizadas. Este es el MAS DIVERTIDO

1024
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,240



1025
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,260
NOCHE NUNCA.

1026
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:13,260



1027
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,260
>> [risas]

1029
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,680
>> ESTO DA MUCHO MIEDO.

1030
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,680



1031
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,080
>> [resopla]

1032
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,080



1033
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,800
>> ¿Cómo estás allí?

1034
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,800



1035
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,000
Realmente bueno.

1036
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,000



1037
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,320
Bueno.

1038
00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:23,320



1039
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,800
¿Su hijo sabe algo sobre

1040
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:23,800



1041
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,560
carpintería?

1042
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,560



1043
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,320
>> No, ninguno, ninguno

1044
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,320



1045
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:29,600
¿Escuché un simulacro?

1046
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,600



1047
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:32,200
¡Valle! Herramientas eléctricas. Dale, nada de herramientas eléctricas.

1048
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:32,200



1049
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,960
OH ¿QUÉ? SIN HERRAMIENTAS ELÉCTRICAS. ¿Sabes que?

1050
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,960



1051
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:37,120
Olvidé que tengo que cepillarme los dientes. eso

1052
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:37,120



1053
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:39,160
no es tu cepillo de dientes. Ah, okey. Bueno,

1054
00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:39,160



1055
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,400
Ya casi termino de todos modos. Lo hicimos. nosotros

1056
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,400



1057
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,240
lo hizo. SE VE INCREÍBLE.

1058
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:42,240



1059
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,360
>> MIRA ESO.

1060
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,360



1061
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,960
ESO TE PARECE LO QUE COMPRARÍAS

1062
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,960



1063
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,800
DE UNA TIENDA. Deberías haber sido un

1064
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,800



1065
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,320
>> Mira todo el espacio de almacenamiento.

1066
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:47,320



1067
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,600
tanto

1068
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:50,600



1069
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:52,400
>> aeróbicos aquí. Tantas actividades.

1070
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,400



1071
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,920
¿Das clases de step? hablando de mi cabeza

1072
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:53,920



1073
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,000
dando vueltas sobre las actividades que podemos realizar.

1074
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:56,000



1075
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,880
¿Jugar a hombres del ejército?

1076
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:56,880



1077
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,880
No.

1078
00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:00,880



1079
00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,880
Así es como lo hacemos.

1081
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,880
Oye, nunca te pregunté. SÍ. TE GUSTA

1082
00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:04,880



1083
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,610
¿BOLA DE BOCHAS?

1084
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:05,610



1085
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,920
¡OH!

1086
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:05,920



1087
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:07,200
>> [gritando]

1088
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,200



1089
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,520
>> ¡CORRE!

1090
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,520



1091
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,680
¡OH DIOS!

1092
00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:09,680



1093
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,840
¡CORRER!

1094
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,840



1095
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,840
¡CORRER!

1097
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,040
>> [cantando]

1099
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:33,830
[cantando]

1101
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,170
[cantando]

1103
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,200
>> BARCOS Y AZADAS.

1105
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,760
BARCOS Y AZADAS.

1107
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,400
>> [cantando]

1109
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,640
[cantando]

1111
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,740
[música]

1113
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,320
[cantando]

1115
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,940
[música]

1117
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,530
[música]

1119
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,630
[música]

1121
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,900
[cantando]

1123
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,320
>> Cuatro minutos. Los que coinciden con

1124
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:28,320



1125
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,440
asientos y como que fui CON EL

1126
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:30,440



1127
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:34,000
VIAJE 500 MILLAS PARA DARTE MI

1128
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:34,000



1129
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,000
ASIENTO. ¿Recuerdas a Jack?

1131
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:38,280
>> [gritando]

1133
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,550
[cantando]

1135
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,720
[canto y música]

1137
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,440
[música]

1139
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:15,640
[música]

1140
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:15,640



1141
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:18,040
>> Sacude ese [ __ ] de esos asientos delanteros.

1142
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:18,040



1143
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,040
Lo lamento.

1145
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,200
>> [música]

1147
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,440
[música]

1149
00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:45,740
[música y gritos]

1150
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,740



1151
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,740
[aplausos]

1153
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:50,320
[música]

1154
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,330



1155
00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:50,330
[aplausos]

1157
00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:56,220
[aplausos]

1158
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,220



1159
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,220
[aplausos]

1161
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,440
>> POR PRESTIGIO A NIVEL MUNDIAL. PRESTIGIO

1162
00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:01,440



1163
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,720
EN TODO EL MUNDO. [aplausos]

1164
00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:02,720



1165
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,080
[ __ ] Mezclador de Vino CATALINA.

1166
00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:03,080



1167
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:07,160
>> [aplausos]

1168
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:07,160



1169
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,160
>> Es la [ __ ] Catalina Wine Mixer.

1171
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,980
>> [música]


